Monday, May 28, 2018
Burke, Virginia
What a deliciously exciting week! Just kidding. It's Burke.
Update
with our cranky neighbor: He's supposed to be moving soon. Now THAT'S
exciting. He's still here, though. Which is fine. Yesterday morning, he
started banging on the ceiling again. But it's okay because we left for
church to replenish our spirits. We went to the Springfield Young Women to talk
to them about missions and why we decided to go and how we prepared for
it, and our neighbor was outside bringing his garbage out to the
dumpster. As soon as we saw him, we all just stopped breathing. He
hadn't seen us yet, but we were in too deep at this point to just turn
around and hide. So we did the only thing that we could do. I yelled
"RUN!" (I whispered it because I didn't want him to hear us.) Sister
Merritt and I booked it to the car as fast as we could. Man - I have
never run so speedy quick in my life. I unlocked the door and dove head
first into the driver's seat and thwacked my head on the steering wheel
which made the horn honk, and it scared me half to death. Not only that,
but it drew everyone's attention to the idiot missionaries. Including
our neighbor, whom we are hiding from. Sister Anderson didn't know that
this particular individual was our downstairs neighbor, so we made her
back us. Poor lass. We were able to peel away without a verbal or
physical confrontation, but it was a close one. I could be a spy.
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| Comp bonding. |
We
were out walking, and there was this kid who we ran into who was on his
way to basketball with his buddies. I made the mistake of saying "How
fun! I love basketball!" because he invited us to join in. So, we did.
And I was awful. I don't think I've ever had so many people making fun
of me in their heads before. All I did was try to make one basket, and
the ball broke loose and started bouncing in the parking lot and hit one
of the youth's car, and they just yelled "My dad's car!!" Yep. I just
hung my head and chatted with a nice old man on the sidelines about
church. That's my comfort zone. It actually turned out to be a pretty
cool conversation. He had been taught by missionaries years ago in Korea,
and he said he wanted to come to church. There are blessings that come
from playing basketball, kids.
In District Meeting, I was blindfolded for something, and I got hit right on the noggin with a dodge ball. That was less fun.
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| District Meeting |
We
had a really cool miracle happen this week! We had met this girl a few
weeks ago, and she said that we could come back and teach her and her
family, and that her dad was actually a baptized member of our church!
Anyway, we stopped by one evening, and the mom answered the door, and she
was really nice to us, and then the girl and the dad got home and invited
us in, and we ended up teaching the Restoration to all of them. We asked
how the father felt when he was baptized 20 years ago, and he talked
about how good he felt when he was baptized. The Spirit in the room was
so strong, I almost became a blubbering idiot. But I held it
together. The dad hasn't been to church since he was baptized, but he
told us all about the missionaries who baptized him. He remembered the
elders' names and everything. It was such a cool experience. I don't know
what's going to happen with their family, but I'm excited to see what
happens. If nothing does, it was still a good testimony builder for me.
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| Lemonade stand we donated our money to for about 3 ounces of lemonade. The girl next to me is in 5th grade. I'm suddenly aware of how much of a shrimp I am. |
There
is a guy who we ran into, who we talked with for almost two hours, and
it was a really great conversation. He had been taught by missionaries
previously and couldn't understand that we have to abide by some rules
and that we couldn't go into D.C. whenever we wanted to. He threatened
to kidnap us and take us there. So, if I get kidnapped, just know what I
am enjoying a day in D.C.
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| The beautiful creation I made during Sister Anderson's language study. |
We
were talking to a lady, and she was telling us that we will get to
heaven as long as we follow good principles - like the Golden Rule. And
before I could stop myself, I said, "The Golden Rule is a terrific tool! It helps you decide what to do!" And then I just did a mental facepalm because My Turn On Earth is creeping into my vocabulary. At least I
didn't burst into song and start dancing around. Small victories.
Whelp, emailing from a tablet today, and it's not my bread and butter. Signing off!
Love,
Me
































